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AHS: Hotel - The Premiere 

10/21/2015

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Ryan Murphy comes out of the gates leading the pack with this wildly sexual, violent, horror filled story based in a hotel in California. Each week promises to build upon itself and intensify as in seasons past to its blood filled ending. 

What will follow is purely fun commentary, insights and some of our favorite quotes from the multi-faceted characters. 

Opening Scene:
Lupe: I wouldn’t have stayed because of no wifi, everyone can relate to a musty hotel, check the sheets, but don’t cut the mattress.
Clay: Sleep tight bitches.




Second Scene:
JBW: Adultery, glue, spear, Viagra…and Liz Taylor, oh my. I love you Sally.
Lupe: Feeling the Shining and Freddie Kruger…Giving me the vibe of Seven….a horrific way to die.
Clay: Dare to Say No, Drugs will kill you. 
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Third Scene:
JBW: Gaga is down with the tongue….I want to tear you apart. It’s not the getting ready, it’s the clean-up…call housekeeping.
Lupe: Clay was all down for the after-party, I was all down with the movie in the park.
Clay: Matt Bomer’s ass and Lady Gaga, I would be all up in that mess.
 
Fourth Scene:
Lupe: I don’t like it when little kids are used in scary movies….they are little and helpless…it scares me more. I knew she was the one that was going to see the murder.
Clay: Many people suffer from IBS.

​Fifth Scene:
JBW: The perverted white saran wrap man is pretty freaky. He really drills deep into your fears.
Messes are always forgiven…the first time.
Lupe: Lady Gaga a vampire and a baby snatcher??? And that dad, leaving his child on the carousel.
Clay: Lachian, don’t touch…fingerprints are hard to clean off.
 
Sixth Scene:
JBW: Don’t mess with momma…she will throw your ass from the window.
Your boy has a jaw line for days…..
Lupe: Ryan Murphy…what a genius song choice…Shout out to Hotel California.
Clay: Don’t get between a mother and her cub.
 


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