We are all just spinning on the wheel…there is but one way to keep off the wheel, it’s not youth, it’s not beauty or true love…I know how to stay off the wheel, I control my fate, I have survived…one has to be willing to destroy who they must to keep the God’s in check. ~Elsa
Lupe: Good luck with keeping those God’s in check Elsa…(rolls eyes)
Clay: In-breeding has caused enough problems in this family.
Lupe: Dot has a major case of RIBF (Rest in Bitch Face); seal boy is a playa
Clay: If life gives you a lemon, make you a lemonades.
Lupe: Dandy had another adult temper tantrum.
Clay: Help, Help, let me out!
Lupe: Elsa did that on purpose…team seal boy all the way!!
Clay: At least it wasn’t a hat trick…
Lupe: I’m glad Ma Petite is still alive. (Clay rolls eyes and says that is lame).
Clay: If your body was worth half of what Ma Petite’s was you would be soaking in formaldehyde.
Dandy: There is nothing left but the dust and scorpions inside me…the desert knows no mercy…I must accept this emptiness as a blessing, not a curse.
Lupe: Nobody like a man-boy.
Clay: I just wanted to be loved…don’t we all...
Lupe: I thought she was going to choose Dandy; she shocked me with that one. Family prevails over everything.
Clay: Are they Alice in Wonderland? We paid good money for these girls.
Love me some Nirvana; Jimmy Darling looks and sounds very sexy!!! For a time period piece, that stage sure does jump into the future for music.
We don’t take orders from liars!
Lupe: Well who’s the strong man now? Good for you Amazon Eve! Richard is a slimy coward.
Clay: When did this become Glee? Never fall in love with a hustler. When did the screams of a man who has been nut shot is so specific.
Hope that the world will right itself, that the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished….Take control, ain’t nobody gonna protect our people protect us but us.
Lupe: Breakthrough moment…too bad it too alcohol to do it. Even the strongest of men have a heart.
Clay: Easy Peasy Japaneasy. You aren’t gonna become a drunk in one night….you gotta commit to it.
It’s the Toledo way….the moment you let a woman tell you what to do, is the moment you hand your balls over to them.
Penny, Penny, Open your eyes, Daddy’s got a big surprise.
One, Two, Elsa’s coming for you…three, four….
Lupe: I am going to say something I have never said in my life; goodnight dad. Such a powerful scene. There is about to be a war between Siamese twins…that’s going to be crazy.
Clay: I worked with plenty of gals with double chins but never with two heads. Stick out your tongue….I got it forked.
Section Five –
You are a regular Betty Crocker, Ethel…..
Lupe: It takes a weak, weak man to go after Ma Petite…I am so upset!
Clay: Pickled Petite anyone?