American Horror Story – Freak Show – Season Finale

What an exciting and thrilling season this has been. It ranks right up there as one of Ryan’s best. It has challenged my fear of clowns and indulged my love of the macabre. I hope you have enjoyed Clay and Lupe’s take on the scenes. They enjoyed doing it and always had an emotional or funny take on it. So let’s sit back, relax and see what the finale has in store for us.

Intro: Bitch Slap of a Momma’s Boy

Lupe: #LoyaltyAmongFreaksTrumpsCryBabySerialKiller

Clay: I had a boss like that once, but I quit.

Scene Two: The Cleansing

Lupe: Dandy is such a coward; he is so broken, nothing will ever please him.

Clay: They will think of something, two heads are better than one.

Scene Three: And then there were three.

Lupe: Time to get a taste of your own medicine, DANDY!

Clay: Should always think about the prenup! Where’s Mini Meep???

Scene Four: The Freaks Shall Inherit the Earth

Lupe: That final act was one to die for.

Clay: That boy is a star.

Scene Five: Because Herding Cattle isn’t the only hard work.

Lupe: She could only run so far from her lies with wooden legs (Clay made her say it)

Clay: A sex tape never hurt the Kardashian’s.  

Scene Six: We could be heroes just for one day.

Lupe: I loved when Mordrake told her “You place is not with us.”

Clay: I’m disappointed…but it was nice to see Twisty.

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Intro:

Elsa: Why am I the only one in camp who knows the depth of that girl’s soul? He was a grunter, crude and moronic.

Lupe: I feel really bad for Pepper for losing her soul mate; it is always the most unassuming guy who turns out to be the monster, chopping off his head.

Scene Two:

You finished? Good! Now you clean all this shit up!

Lupe: Pepper’s story humanized the story of the circus. I can’t believe she was from an orphanage and she wanted to adopt her. I really saw the human side in Elsa, even though I don’t care for her much, she tried to give Pepper some normalcy.

Clay: RIF….Reading is Fundamental

Scene Three:

Lupe: I am really liking Desiree this episode…”I may not be from the country, but I can smell bullshit and what you are selling me is some bullshit.

I am liking Bet and Dot for taking the high ground and giving their money to help someone who told them that he didn’t love them back.

Clay: Triple Tits…is not playing…she gonna figure this all out!

Scene Four:

Lupe: I hate that Mr. Peterson used his orphan card to win over Jimmy. Dessi is my girl this episode…she is gonna teach herself how to cook that pot roast even though her momma refused to show her. She is also tough, #feminist

Clay: What’s his plan with little Jimmy Darlin?

Scene Five:

Lupe: I don’t know that I am agreement with Elsa taking Pepper back to her sisters so she can move to “Hollywood” but what I think she did right was to let Pepper know that no matter what, she will always have family. I don’t think that people always know that. Side note: Pepper’s sister is on something, she was slurring her words and kept touching her boob.

Clay: Lobster hands????

Scene Six:

Lupe: I have no words, I am so heartbroken for Pepper. And there is a real place in hell for her sister and her sister’s husband.

Clay: Pepper goes to the asylum…full circle AHS!!!