What will follow is purely fun commentary, insights and some of our favorite quotes from the multi-faceted characters.
Lupe: I wouldn’t have stayed because of no wifi, everyone can relate to a musty hotel, check the sheets, but don’t cut the mattress.
Clay: Sleep tight bitches.
JBW: Adultery, glue, spear, Viagra…and Liz Taylor, oh my. I love you Sally.
Lupe: Feeling the Shining and Freddie Kruger…Giving me the vibe of Seven….a horrific way to die.
Clay: Dare to Say No, Drugs will kill you.
JBW: Gaga is down with the tongue….I want to tear you apart. It’s not the getting ready, it’s the clean-up…call housekeeping.
Lupe: Clay was all down for the after-party, I was all down with the movie in the park.
Clay: Matt Bomer’s ass and Lady Gaga, I would be all up in that mess.
Lupe: I don’t like it when little kids are used in scary movies….they are little and helpless…it scares me more. I knew she was the one that was going to see the murder.
Clay: Many people suffer from IBS.
JBW: The perverted white saran wrap man is pretty freaky. He really drills deep into your fears.
Messes are always forgiven…the first time.
Lupe: Lady Gaga a vampire and a baby snatcher??? And that dad, leaving his child on the carousel.
Clay: Lachian, don’t touch…fingerprints are hard to clean off.
JBW: Don’t mess with momma…she will throw your ass from the window.
Your boy has a jaw line for days…..
Lupe: Ryan Murphy…what a genius song choice…Shout out to Hotel California.
Clay: Don’t get between a mother and her cub.