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No Clowning Around, RIP Twisty...

10/29/2014

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These are just some random thoughts on our weekly viewing party of AHS Freak Show. So please pardon the randomness of it, but I do have to say, tonight had some awesome lines. Too many to pick from.



Intro Scene

Elsa: Has the cat got your tongue? My talent has been known to render men useless

Lupe: I have been called names so many times, that I had to give them a monster. Mordred, I have never heard the words “my lovely” sound so creepy than when Mordrake said that to Elsa.

Clay: You’re not the first boy to come around looking for lessons in love.


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Scene Two -

You could get the blow job of your life; it was sexual chaos. Does the puppy need to go pee pee.

Lupe: I wasn’t quite ready for that freak show, brothel scene. The clown off is about to begin.

Clay: Twisty had it coming. No dominatrix puts baby in the corner, especially sitting on nails.

Scene Three -

The soldier boy, he had fallen in love with this whore.

Lupe: I think Elsa is hiding something.

Clay: That was an extreme pedicure or are you ready for my close up.

Scene Four -

I love the children, but not the freaks….they’re mean. I know better than anyone else what kids want.

Lupe: The backstory of Twisty was tragic, all of the name calling and abuse. As regards to Dandy, nothing is as good as the real thing, so cut it out.

Clay: Poor dental hygiene will kill you every time.

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Patti, You Should Have Ran Girl!!!!

Scene Five -

Oh for the love of Christopher….

Lupe: I’m a real lady, and then some. #AndThenSome

Clay: Jimmy saved the show. That’s definitely a strain on the vocal cords for Patti.

The show is moving an evolving rapidly, which is pretty typical for a Ryan Murphy show. But to kill off Twisty, right when I was starting to like clowns again, come on Ryan.

I think Twisty needs to make an encore performance.

Have a peaceful night!

Johnny Bryan Ward

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